Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Putting on the Dog

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.

Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

putting from the rough

1: The act or preference of anal sex, usually associated with homosexuals.

Look, man. I don't care if you're putting from the rough. There are solid arguments that some of the greatest people in history were gay; Alexander the Great, Caeser, Shakepeare, Oscar Wilde, Napoleon, Gertrude Stein, not to mention Danny Terrio, not many straight men can dance like that.

by Juan El Bajista November 11, 2007

Putting in the hours

Talking to, flirting with, and hitting on a girl with the intention of eventually asking her out.

You know that new chick that just moved in? Well back off man, I'm putting in the hours on this one.

by donrocc0 December 30, 2011

putting 4 fingers up

it means u fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

YOOOOOOO brian is putting 4 fingers up!

he must be fucking alot of bitches on a daily

by noface不　 April 21, 2022