Chocolate Push Up

While ass fucking your woman, you bump into a turd but continue fucking.

My girlfriend was trying to pinch off a loaf, but my anaconda kept pushing it back up. This is receiving a Chocolate Push Up.

by Crazy Larry 1 August 22, 2006

The Ayars Push-up

When a man lies on his back and his beloved woman will do a handstand over his dick and proceed to do a push-up and suck him off to completion.

After taking gymnastics lessons, Kelli decided to give her man The Ayars Push-up.

by AnonymouSMNW October 24, 2007

atomic push-up

Similar to the atomic push-up instead of telling them to do a situp you have them get ready to do a push-up tell them that its been proven impossible to do a push-up with something on their neck (example a 1 pound weight on ur neck)with a blindfold on. then blindfold them, tell them not to push down and to get ready to push down when you say 3 (while doing this have other person put ass where their face is going to be now say three and push their head into others ass while removing blindfold with other hand keep their face there for awhile or do w/e idc works better than push up because they get more ass in face **warning may result in pissed off chump with a face full of ass**

Oh My god last night Rob Tricked me into an atomic push-up.... revenge will be mine!

by Bluemoon11 February 4, 2007

mexican push-up

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a Bud Light Lime with a shot of tequila.

Guy- "Man, how'd you get so drunk last night?"
Gal- "It must have been the Mexican push-ups."

by brovay April 28, 2011

scandinavian push-up

only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups

to embarass the shit outta tony we made him do a scandinavian push-up in front of everybody

by Fameson Adams July 3, 2008

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

Mediterranean push-up

The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.

have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!

by The Anti Blue Falcon April 23, 2022