Whiskey Priest

Any person, but usually directed at somebody with authority, who doesn't practice what they preach.

"Does your dad let you drink?"
"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."

by billmaynard December 22, 2009

Whopper pits

Armpit BO that smells like a Burger King Whopper.

*walks up to a disheveled friend wearing a vest who looks like he just got back from camping* "Dang dude you got Whopper pits."

by sPHt1 December 27, 2021

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Judas Priest

The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Pits McCheeseburger

A term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied, repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have "pit stains" as a result of profuse sweating originating from the massive amount of body fat present in the individual's body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. Hense... Pits McCheeseburger

"Ahh dude check out Pits McCheeseburger over there!"

"Yeah man, that nasty bastard just ate another burger! Thats like 5!!"

by Scott Plunkett May 29, 2006

Primsky

An American translated family name formerly known as Primskanelium, no longer allowed in the native land of Poland, due to the breaking of the law of incest relationships. This name is found to be rare all over the world

Man those primskys are so creepy

by USA Census November 14, 2010

Jungle pits

Hairy arm pits

Oh dude check out that hot French chick oh shit shes got jungle pits!

by Alienmex October 17, 2008