Faguet's Principle

a theory that states that girls only talk to guys who are either (a) gay, (b) foreign, or (c) a combination of these two characteristics.
Guy #1: Dude, why do chicks dig that foreign kid so much?
Guy #2: This is Faguet's Principle in action - not only do they dig his sexy foreign accent, but he came out last week too.
by Itse Begho April 22, 2007
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selective principle

Similar to "selective memory". When one claims having high principles and moral values only when it works in their favor. Often used as an excuse to avoid hurting someone's feelings.
Chip said he wouldn't sleep with Karla because she's married and that he has principles, but Chip continues to sleep with Nicole who's also married, but Brazilian and super hot. Chip has selective principle.
by iheartcarlton October 31, 2009
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Daughtery Principle

The Daughtery Principle, named after American football coach Duffy Daughtery (1915-1987) of Michigan State University, states that: “A tie is like kissing your sister.” While both evolutionary psychology theory and sociological theory would predict that this familial phenomenon would lead to osculatory outcome dissatisfaction, it has not been systematically tested except possibly in West Virginia and Vermont.
Football, basketball. and basketball have such a horror of the Daughtery Principle being enacted that play continues through overtime or extra innings until the tie is broken.
by Duckbutt March 05, 2011
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vagina principle

the principle in life that a woman will never start a text message or a phone call to a man who she is not married to or dating. She wont initiate a text or phone call because women are helpless
Guy1: Ok well i am going to go, text me.
Girl:How about you text me.

*hours later*
Guy1:Man, this girl never calls or texts me
Guy2:Fucking Vagina principle dude
by Privdonut2 May 16, 2009
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vahaudec principle

1) a mathematical axiom used throughout the ages, to help explain why corn sharks float.
2) initially used by pioneers in plankerville to gauge density
"did you see the corn shark that joel launched in plankerville? he just proved the vahaudec principle"
by tina miller September 10, 2008
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The Ledger Principle

Anyone that dies young will automatically be seen as more talented than they actually were.
My band is going nowhere. If we want to get famous I should kill myself and let the Ledger Principle do its thing.
by Oprah Arms January 22, 2009
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Thot’s Principle

A universal constant that states: “Hoes will forever be mad”
Guy 1: “dude that hoe over there is looking mad
Guy 2: “they always are, she falls under Thot’s Principle!”
by LeroyNoobykins August 30, 2019
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