pitman surprise

when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.

i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.

by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008

Portmaning

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015

postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015

potmong

A person overly dickish about smoking weed and brags

Why are you being such a potmong

by Sportyskater March 13, 2018

Rossy Pitman

When you wake up and think, you know what, i can't be asked to shave today, so you leave all your facial hair. Normally happens everyday for a week, and at the end of the week your beard is massive, and trampy-looking.

Monday morning, *Yawn,* shit, running late, no time for a shave, might as well get a Rossy, and by friday, ill have a massive Rossy Pitman.

by dunknoe3500 May 13, 2010

the postman

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

by tucsontony October 20, 2004

The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011