possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

bump possession

A cheat in Halo Custom Edition for when you bump a biped, you become it.

Bump possession is cool

by yeltsA kciR June 3, 2021

The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.

Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Possession

something that science either can’t prove or can’t understand

human’s science was so unadvanced that they simply couldn’t understand that the crazy man was simply had possession by a general ghost

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Possession

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know possession from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.

Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.

by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011