poop rake

A penis with a head that is much wider than its shaft. The intended image is of feces being scraped or "raked" from an anus upon withdrawal of the penis during and after anal sex.

I don't want no small ones...and don't gimme that damned poop rake either.

Mine's kind of a poop rake, if I don't clean up right away there's shit everywhere.

by SouthSt.Louis February 28, 2007

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poop roadblock

when you are fingering a girl in her ass and you feel shit.

I was going to fuck Christie in the ass but I felt a poop roadblock and got scared.

by dunnyjake June 20, 2013

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Fart poop

The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios

Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*

by James Charles the 3rd December 2, 2020

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The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

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Poop-whisperer

One who speaks softly on the phone while using a public bathroom stall.

Deb is such a poop-whisperer.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

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Poop Share

When someone takes a picture of there own shit and text's it to there friends to show it off.

Chad : Hey Craig check out my turd it's a wopper!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!

Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!

by SlopNChop November 22, 2016

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