polar bear rug

code for blow job

hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug

by frank martin mary January 3, 2012

Rapist Polar Bear

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.

bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"

by wtf what name isnt being used? July 12, 2011

Sticky Polar Bear

When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.

Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear

by James K. Poke March 29, 2011

Polar Bear Paw

A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.

Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.

by Impeachinator April 14, 2011

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Purple Polar Bear

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.

Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.

by Purple balls of fire April 19, 2010

Polar Bear Club

Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub

When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.

Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen

Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?

by v-master1988 June 11, 2010