Plap

The sound on intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

Zack: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: Do we have to get drinks? Why wait for later? :P

by HeathenWolf September 7, 2020

Please Please Me

First album by The Beatles.

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

by T2master November 14, 2007

no god please no

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.

Me-What the-

Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by this is the real no. February 29, 2016

help me please

help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please

me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc

by Jack156 October 5, 2019

Mount Pleasant, MI

A lie. Neither mountainous, or pleasant. Just a small town in central Michigan, home to Central Michigan University.

Also known as "Mt. P" by people who can't stand to lie, and many drunk college students.

Where do you live?
Mt. P yo!

They drove through the town, just another Mount Pleasant, MI in their eyes.

by Hottie McHotterson February 24, 2009

plapkin

Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).

Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...

by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008