pillincit

pillincit means when you take one thing and split it infinite times

He pillincited his pillow into a million pieces

by cccfrd May 23, 2022

philina-raptorsaurus

the really weird, not quite a dinosaur in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets. theres no head or tail but two arms that stick out from one side.

Philina - "Eden, what kind of dinosaur is this?"
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."

by edeninoctober September 13, 2022

Phillipaed

To aggressively smash your arse/teabag some poor, defenceless guy’s face…and he likes it.

“My girlfriend treated me right last night! She phillipaed me gooooood!”

by HazzaLizzi March 29, 2026

Pillican

A humorous, mildly insulting slang term used to describe a person who is behaving foolishly, cluelessly, or with misplaced confidence. The word is a hybrid of pelican and pillock, combining the absurd, vacant connotations of pelican with the established British insult pillock.

Etymology & insult context:

Pelican (informal insult): Used jokingly to imply someone looks or acts gormless, awkward, or vacant — often referencing the bird’s ungainly appearance or its large beak, suggesting a lack of awareness rather than stupidity.

Pillock (British slang insult): Refers to a stupid, irritating, or foolish person; mildly offensive but commonly used in a light-hearted or exasperated way.

Pronunciation note:
Pronounced as though a New Zealander is saying pelican, with flattened vowels and relaxed emphasis.

Tone:
Lightly mocking and informal; intended as playful or ironic rather than genuinely aggressive.

He forwarded the wrong attachment to everyone — what a pillican.

Stop being a pillican and read the email properly.

by Webby 86(2) December 15, 2025