PERIKITA

an extraordinary girl, who is a great friend and is loved by everyone. and will always stand by your side no matter the circumstances.

erika you will always be my perikita

by guaguis john August 20, 2006

Permit Fag

A permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "oh shit handles".

Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything."

Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit."

by McLovin_69 November 27, 2012

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

Within the realm of philosopher, opposed to Assassins Creed, "Nothing is True. Everything is permitted." refers to the nature of reality and our perception of it. "Nothing is true" means that everything we sense and process in our minds is filtered reality, limited by our own bodies. We will never see reality objectively but just through the lens of our eyes, ears, etc. "Everything is permitted" branches off of this first statement; since nothing is true, the mind can generate its own reality. Hence, everything is permitted. This makes more sense in the context of drugs, particularly psychedelics, that enable the mind to perceive things that are very much disconnected from objective reality.

After taking a fuckton of LSD, John realized: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted as he imagined and saw a pink lion in front of him with a glowing mane.

by curioustaco October 28, 2020

Perkins

To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.

She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.

by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006

perkin'

perkin' is drunk like thizzin' is high

Man, that guy is perkin' balls.

by cyberakuma13 November 4, 2006

Perkinson's

Sitting on a toilet, shaking uncontrollably after eating 'breakfast' at 1:30AM at a Perkin's Restaurant.

Those mini chimis and pancakes are liable to bring about an onset of Perkinson's Disease.

by VolvoDumbass September 3, 2009

perki

A perki is short for a percocet

“did you know he takes perkis?”

by khalidismydad January 31, 2018