Protection Rod

The Protection Rod is a heavenly gift bestowed to mere mortals to save them from their daily fears and nightmares. Most protection is gained from sitting on the Protection Rod. Its said that it gives the person feelings of safety and a deep deep sense of getting loved.
Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.
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sheet protection

using a sheet between you and the person you sleep with to prevent the two of you from sweating and sticking to each other. using a sheet to prevent one part of your body from touching another part which could cause you to sweat and stick.
while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.
by mykey224 September 19, 2009
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protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.
How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.
by great success March 29, 2010
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protected class

A member of a group that is marginalized in some way and not okay to joke about. Basically you can't make jokes (or employment decisions) based on any of the following variables: race, color, religion, national origin, age (40 and over), sex, veteran status, employment status, pregnancy, citizenship, having a family, having disabilities, and last but not least; DNA content.

So pretty much everybody is protected in some way.
Person 1: Get a job you lazy fuck.
Person 2: You can't say that. Unemployed persons are a protected class.
Person 1: How else am I supposed to tell you that you are a neanderthal?

Person 2: Did you really just make a comment about my DNA status? That's also a protected class. Go look up protected classes.
Person 1: looks it up that literally means that everybody in the world is a protected class in some way.
Person 2: I know. Isn't it great? Everybody is special!
by rememberBP April 26, 2017
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Normie Protection

Anything normies won't understand but more culturally respected communities will

Ie: Inside jokes/memes or other memes that only makes sense to those who earned the knowledge of knowing the context of said meme/joke
The Normie Protection on this meme is real
by saladass9 February 23, 2020
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Protective Technician

A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.
Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.
by Robsy21 December 22, 2008
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