peaches

peaches, aka lovely peaches , lovelypeaches4ever2001, brittany johnson and many more. she is known on instagram for being an abusive teen mother of cora who over shares and has multiple STDs. she’s an aspiring musician with hit songs like “burnin and itchin” and “peach form”. she has an obsession with charmed and is constantly homeless. she is also known for being so stinky that you can literally smell her through the screen. she takes a bath twice every 4 months and literally never washes her cooch. she tends to get her instagram taken down a lot for posting pictures of herself pretty much naked OR posting pictures of her diarrhea. this 18 year old has a one year old baby girl named cora. cora and peaches have a love-hate relationship and cora also has a 20 year old boyfriend. it’s a whole wacky family.
friend 1: yo did u see what wacky shit peaches posted on her story?
friend 2: oh damn lemme check
by goryuwu February 11, 2019
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peaches

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A Plant that makes you high
slang term used so you can talk about weed around your parents
yo bobby you want to get some peaches while we go out
by the dude is here September 13, 2005
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Peached

stoned, high on marijuana
(eyes get a peachy color)
rich is so peached right now.
by Bpopes November 30, 2009
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peach

Really good or really nice - especially used about objects, often preceeded by the word pure
That game was a pure peach
by Cheesecake January 10, 2005
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Peaching

To cup (not grab, cup) someones buttocks and yell, "Peaches!" If you successfully 'peach' the person, you yell "Got 'em!" If you slap someone instead of simply peaching, it does not count as a peach and therefore you did not complete the process of 'peaching'.
Dude, Jennifer was totally peaching all the guys at your party last week.
by bailey1244559964 August 12, 2012
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peached

The act of being defeated, pummeled, downright destroyed, or having your world rocked by a force greater than you.
Hey, I just saw you kill that guy at basketball. Man, he got PEACHED!

Dude, you just got PEACHED at scrabble.
by Jigglypuff94 August 22, 2008
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Peaches

Peaches is a charming and enchanting mythical creature known for her fondness for indulgent delights, particularly the mouthwatering Texas burger and the delectable bluebell ice cream birthday cake shake. With a gentle demeanor and a warm aura, Peaches radiates a sense of comfort and joy to those who encounter her. Her deep affection for her sister, Guava, the whimsical and vibrant creature, is evident in the way they share adventures together, traversing mystical landscapes and spreading laughter wherever they roam. Their bond is a beautiful example of the magic that can blossom when mythical beings come together in friendship and harmony.

About her love for pigs,
Peaches cherishes the playful company of these gentle animals in the enchanting forest they call home.
Peaches, the mythical creature with a love for Texas burgers, bluebell ice cream shakes, and pigs, joyfully frolicked alongside her whimsical sister Guava, spreading laughter in the enchanting forest they explored together.
by Barbie Girl 🦉 August 2, 2023
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