Otario

Portuguese for Asshole, sucker.

Você é um Otario.
(you are an asshole)

by J. Barbalho January 17, 2009

Battle of Ontario

When the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs and their arch-rivals, the Ottawa Senators, play each other. Intense during regular season but even more so during the playoffs. Every Battle of Ontario in the post-season has been won by the Maple Leafs(4-2 in 2000, 4-0 in 2001, 4-3 in 2002, 4-3 in 2004).

The Battle of Ontario will be decided tonight during game 7 at the Air Canada Center.

by stan21 May 5, 2006

ostaristic

If you have to ask the definition, you'll never understand it.

He is a very ostaristic person.

by Mark Doom December 10, 2004

ontari

The bravest and most beautiful, capable woman who is insanely strong

Ontari is unreal

by cookiesareyum56 May 2, 2018

The Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole

Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.

My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.

by JonathanW_69 January 2, 2022

University of Western Ontario

The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur.

Although the anti-intellectual environment of UWO is readily apparent when engaging in conversation with a UWO student, Western students attempt to highlight their ignorance by continuously dying their hair blonde, in case
you were somehow oblivious to the fact that you were conversing with a retard. The blonde hair serves as a telling reminder.

Blonde UWO girl: I go to the Ivey school of business, so I'll be an Ivey League graduate.
Non-UWO guy: I think you mean Ivy League. The Ivy League consists of eight private American schools. The University of Western Ontario is not a member.

Blonde UWO girl: What? Whatever, I'm cute. Let's have sex.

by Pobbie August 29, 2010

University of Western Ontario

where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill.

wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?"
wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz"

by iveyleagure November 20, 2010