Premium Bondage

To have bondage involving dairy products.

I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.

by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006

premium white

Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.

"God damn! i'd wreck that chick, puncture holes and top her up with premium white"

by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

Premium Wifi

Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017

Premium Unleaded

Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex

-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.

by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004

Free premium

When it's valentines day, Pornhub offers a week free premium.

Being single on Valentines Day isn't really that bad as pornhub offers free premium.

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

Panama Premium

A dumb and stupid shit created to make other ppl feel bad, bc they're not what society defines as "attractive", or you just don't have money.

"Are you Panama Premium?"
"No, that's dumb lol"

by ErnestitoQ September 26, 2020

Premium-hoe

A hoe which has a snapchat account attempting to sell nude pictures and videos, usually resulting in a scam.

I was just trying to get action from that premium-hoe, but she blocked me after I sent the money through cashapp.

by TheOGnation August 1, 2019