I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.
by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006
Get the Premium Bondagemug. Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.
by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006
Get the premium whitemug. Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE
by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017
Get the Premium Wifimug. Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex
-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.
by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004
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Get the Free premiummug. The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number (713) 868-6003 to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.
by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019
Get the premium penismug. A dumb and stupid shit created to make other ppl feel bad, bc they're not what society defines as "attractive", or you just don't have money.
by ErnestitoQ September 26, 2020
Get the Panama Premiummug.