4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.
Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.
by PerryCox May 6, 2020
The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.
by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009
nursing the wood means when you're rolling up your medical marijauna in a backwood, it comes out nice and fat with no flaws.
by Boonmckaw March 10, 2015
A group of nurses in a hospital that wields great power. The group is typically comprised of fat women, many of which are known for "eating their young", making every effort to cause new nurses to fail. This group sees themselves as all knowing experts, and all others as incompetent.
Man, I cannot get a break when I work in the ICU. The nurse mafia always gives me the crappiest assignment.
Travis got fired yesterday. The nurse mafia trumped up several complaints an it was all over.
Travis got fired yesterday. The nurse mafia trumped up several complaints an it was all over.
by Flight Nurse Jim September 28, 2013
When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.
"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."
by pedopetey July 2, 2014
Metaphor for the soothing effect that results from the use of an addict's drug of choice - Gregory Isaacs popularized this term with his 1982 reggae hit "Night Nurse"
Night nurse
Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst
My night nurse, oh gosh
Oh the pain it's getting worse
I don't wanna see no doc
I need attendence from my nurse around the clock
'Cause there's no prescription for me
She's the one, the only remedy
- Gregory Isaacs "Night Nurse"
Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst
My night nurse, oh gosh
Oh the pain it's getting worse
I don't wanna see no doc
I need attendence from my nurse around the clock
'Cause there's no prescription for me
She's the one, the only remedy
- Gregory Isaacs "Night Nurse"
by TeeGeeRoo August 23, 2010
by Sander February 17, 2005