newfie raindance

When two people have sex so long the walls start sweating and the ceiling starts raining

Me and my girlfriend did a Newfie raindance last night and had to mop the floor and put the bed out to dry

by GonzotheGeek August 22, 2022

Newfie Snot

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.

"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?

by The Caper April 17, 2021

Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.

I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first

by Babybert April 15, 2024