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national cum in girlfriend day 

on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend
“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now

National Bully Your Girlfriend Day 

B: you seriously want to hug me?
G: why wouldn't I?
B: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your girlfriend day!

National Girlfriend’s choice day 

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

National Girlfriend's Choice Day 

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday

National shank your girlfriend day 

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

National Message your girlfriend day 

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright