National dumb fuck day

August 10 is a day to celebrate all the dumb's fucks on this earth by pinching each others nipples

Hey retard its National Dumb Fuck Day!

by Retardist February 10, 2021

National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin

Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him

by WaffIe April 16, 2020

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022

National Fuck Vex Day

So on May 9th kuro and vex are supposed to have sex

National Fuck Vex Day

by hibyevrydie May 9, 2021

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018

National Fuck A Friend Day

Fuck a friend

Let’s fuck on national fuck a friend day cuz we’re friends

by anonymous March 30, 2021

National fuck a Mackenzie day

Fuck a person named Mackenzie

It’s national fuck a Mackenzie day so I fucked Mackenzie

by junior3522 October 24, 2019