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Nutanix

You are crap, you are like a nutanix.
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nuttin

Slang for "Nothing".
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Nuttin' Nuh Go So

1) A Jamaican patois of: "Nothing goes the way you say it goes."

2) A phrase used to say, "Stop talking B.S."

3) A famous song by Reggae artist Notch. Uses the now famous "Buy Out" Riddim, as its background beat.
From yuh neva lie wid annada man inna bed…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin' Nuh Go So)
And yuh neva sex a gal when she unda code red…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh neva build yuh shoulda muscle wid yuh third leg
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No gal neva kiss yuh mouth aft’ she done give yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

Well inna bed whe man and woman shoulda hug and caress
So fyah bun de people whe deh wid the same sex
No matter how yuh horny and no matter how yuh des’
No gal nuh fee use yuh cackie as no “b/cotex”
Much less fi have yuh tun fi check yuh hand fi get a pix
Dem only shoulda bupup when yuh afi tek a pis
An you no wan no gal fi come an kiss yuh pun yuh lips
Afta she tongue dida deh below your hips

No yuh neva sell your friend fi save yuhself from di feds…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And wha yuh buss nah full a rat it full a coppa and lead…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No boy neva mek ya skirf whe you rest yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And dem neva force yuh fi join no gang and pledge…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

Well from yuh neva inform, mek no price pun yuh head,
Yuh friend dem nah vex wid yuh and want yuh ded
Yuh nah waste out yuh chance fi paint di town red,
Cause when yuh buss it up, a fi mek Babylon fled
Yuh have yuh owna mind and you nah quick fi follow Fred,
Fi go wear a color kerchief and tie up yuh head
Yuh guard fi yuh yard cause a deh so you wid dead
And dem cyan’ run yuh from whe yuh born and bred

You a born ganja man and yuh a no coke head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
Yuh never buy a bag a sercy and take a long spread…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh nuh smoke weed fi joke, a fi get all yuh med…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And uh respect rasta livety yuh nah dis no dread
Tell dem salasie I know!

Well from yuh neva put no cocaine inna yuh cigarette,
Before, you woulda prefer smoke 10 pound ‘o ses
And when yuh tek a baga weed yuh naffi second guess
Whether if a bush tea or ganja leaf or something less
You smoke it fi a purpose and u smoke it through yuh breast
Fi penetrate and meditate and leviate the stress
remedy fi year and it no have no contest
mi wouldn’t mek yuh transgress or disrespect

Yuh punanny hole nuh bigger than a basin keg…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh nuh shape crooky like the alphabet letter “zed”…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
Dem nuh call yuh no pigeon, nor no chicken head
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And dee man yuh deh wit him nah beat yuh like egg…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

Yuh no stay like some gal whe run dem own red
Yuh naffi fo no taebo nor join jenny craig
Di pikni at yuh yard yuh keep dem well fed
Yuh neva go ova Dorothy and beg piece a bread
Yuh man buy yuh close and you nuh give di man head
And you no have no white turnippy no boyfriend
And you no nyam no fowl pill fi fat like a hen
Cause yuh inna beauty no man cyan condemn

You a born ganja man and yuh a no coke head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
Yuh never buy a bag a sercy and take a long spread…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh nuh smoke weed fi joke, a fi get all yuh med…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And uh respect rasta livety yuh nah dis no dread
Tell dem salasie I know!

From yuh neva lie wid annada man inna bed…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh neva sex a gal when she unda code red…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh neva build yuh shoulda muscle wid yuh third leg
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No gal neva kiss yuh mouth aft’ she done give yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

No yuh neva sell your friend fi save yuhself from di feds…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And wha yuh buss nah full a rat it full a coppa and lead…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No boy neva mek ya skirf whe you rest yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And dem neva force yuh fi join no gang and pledge…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
by Mehrdad1 October 21, 2008
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nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens, is to be used in anticipation of something bad
If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.
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Butt Nusting

Dude, I'm down to go butt nusting tonight.
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Hittin on Nuthin

This definition has beginnings from men who take woman out and falsely portray themselves as big time person. Then the women finds out that they are a phony, who has nothing to offer in the relationship. This also pertains to the workplace.
Mr. Martin is lazy and he ain't hittin on nuthin
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nuking the fridge

Nuking the Fridge is a colloquialism used by U.S. Cinema critics and fans. It has a meaning similar to jumping the shark.

It is used to denote the point in a movie or movie series at which the characters or plot veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline. Films that have "nuked the fridge" are typically deemed to have passed their peak, since they have undergone too many changes to retain their initial appeal, and after this point critical fans often sense a noticeable decline in their quality.

It is considered as the movie correspective of what Jumping the shark means for television.

The term is an allusion to a scene in the 2008 film Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull of the Indiana Jones series, when the title character Indiana Jones is literally hit by a Atomic Bomb blast while hiding inside a refrigerator in a desperate attempt to escape a nuclear test facility. The fridge is hurled several miles through the sky, and tumbles hard to the ground. The scene was considered so preposterous that many believed it to be an attempt at outdoing the over-the-top action of the classic introduction sequence of the series.

Nuke-the-fridge moments may be scenes like the one described above that finally convince viewers that the film has fundamentally and permanently strayed from its original premise. In those cases they are viewed as a desperate and futile attempt to keep a series fresh.

Origin

The phrase refers to the opening scene in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, first worldwide released on May 22 2008. The infamous scene was seen by many as betraying the normal half-serious tone of the series, by introducing an element of cartoonish factuality and typical excess.

The first public use of the phrase as a direct metaphor is reported to have been on May 24, 2008, on IMDB boards by user beachedblonde.

The phrase has been used more recently outside the realm of popular culture, representing anything that has reached its peak and has turned mediocre. If one thinks a stock or a sports team or a subcultural phenomenon has reached its peak, for example, one can say that it has "nuked the fridge."
Examples of a film franchise nuking the fridge:

Star Wars - Jar-Jar Binks says "Ex-squeeze me"

Matrix - When 100 Agent Smiths attack a CGI Neo spinning around on a pole

Spider-Man - When Peter Parker turns Emo and starts dancing around a bar

Batman - When Batman has to fend off a bunch of glowing neon-painted hooligans to rescue Robin after he stole the Batmobile
by Heyitsbeth May 26, 2008
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