eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016

My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020

It not I’d my phone hates

Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"

by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025