Oliver Murdoch

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.

Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

Murdoch

to deceive and obfuscate the facts; a corrupting liar; to lie in pursuit of profit.

He/she is such a Murdoch. I promise I’m not being a Murdoch.

by Rocinante January 6, 2020

Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

Murdoch Maxwell

a panarcho-curious austro-geolibertarian ultramunicipalist peacenik cappie simp

Oh that Murdoch Maxwell is a cringe capitalist or something.

by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022