Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

Mommas milk dud

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.

I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.

by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020

Milk dud

Your butthole

Boss: I believe good sir you spilt thy paint
Violent j: fook off and lick ma fuckin sweaty milk dud

by Slowbreezy February 17, 2021

Milk Dud Stuffer

When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.

They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.

by The Assengers April 4, 2021

virginia milk dud

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.

I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud

by Thrust torso September 15, 2021

Milk Dudded

When you’re hitting it from the back and the girl shits on you, then leaves you with blue balls

Did you hear about the girl who shot on Colt then left right after, before he could finish. She really milk dudded him.

by Top Hand December 16, 2024

Milk duds

Tiny tits

…|“but she had milk duds”| …|“Hey! Neither of us would be here if it wasn’t for those milk duds”|…|“Check out those milk duds!”|…

by saila June 5, 2025