The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
by Failurebitch January 7, 2019
Get the Stephanie Meyermug. by makaveli March 23, 2003
Get the oscar meyermug. A fat beach whale, commonly spotted at the jersey shore. It is known for sneaking on the sand and eating peoples food.
Kid 1- I just saw a mega meyer at seaside heights. Kid 2- yea me too, it just ate all my buffalo wings.
by BlacknMild July 24, 2009
Get the Mega meyermug. #1: Dude, did you see those awesome photos on DeviantArt??
#2: Yeah, they were done by Steve Meyers!
#2: Yeah, they were done by Steve Meyers!
by Hannibal King October 8, 2008
Get the Steve Meyersmug. The solution to the university of florida football program downfall during the zook years(2002-2004). Meyer took over for Ron zook in 2005 after zook was fired for being the worst coach in florida football history. Meyer took over a team that was used to losing close games and made them 9-3 his first year and then went 13-1 his second year in 2006 to win the national title. He won with a lot of players that zook recruited so people hate on him and say he needs to win with his own players, but now into his fourth year and 3 top 3 recruting classes later, meyer and his gators are going to the second national title in three years and most likely will add another trophy to the shrine in gainsville. Meyer saved the Gators from becoming as mediocre as vanderbilt is at football.
Bob-hey the Gators beat the shit out FSU last week 45-15
Glen-yea urban meyer made bobby bowden his bitch for the 4th straight year.
Glen-yea urban meyer made bobby bowden his bitch for the 4th straight year.
by kellis13 December 17, 2008
Get the urban meyermug. by Evan McInnis September 30, 2007
Get the JR Meyermug. A technique of attempting to hide a lack of actual literary talent or skill by writing about romance.
Person 1: Hey, how's that english paper coming along?
Person 2: I can't remember the subject and I haven't started it yet, so I'll probs just Pull a Meyer the night before and write about an old girlfriend. My teacher is gay for that stuff.
Person 2: I can't remember the subject and I haven't started it yet, so I'll probs just Pull a Meyer the night before and write about an old girlfriend. My teacher is gay for that stuff.
by lazy writer September 10, 2010
Get the Pull A Meyermug.