pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.

“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”

by sammietwoton January 19, 2021

Merkin Zombs

The act of having sexual relations with members of the opposite sex.

Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.

by Field Of Dreamz February 02, 2011

twerkin her merkin

hairy female masturbation.

shes twerkin her merkin in the shower.

by gc2467 March 12, 2020

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 11, 2019

Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them

There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s

by Streetrossi January 18, 2023