by Tommy two Dick August 25, 2016
A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.
Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.
by speedshift September 17, 2014
Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkwardness at the event.
by Santastic December 20, 2007
Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)
by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006
one who enjoys pain being done to themselves and others. people like these are slitters, sadists, etc.
the sado masochist loved the monster truck destruction derby, especially when he jumped in front of the cars.
by jdunmer1018 March 10, 2005
A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.
by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023
Taking pleasure in the suffering and misfortune of others and also taking pleasure in feeling bad about that joy.
Masochistic schadenfreude is the key to happiness in a modern world, where we only interact through social media. I think your suffering is funny. That makes me feel bad. I like that too.
by Useless and Randomu November 16, 2018