Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.

Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.

by MBTjustin April 21, 2010

Mailbox Tripping

When driving at night and mistaking a mailbox for something else.

Person A: Don't hit that crazy lady standing on the side of the road.
Person B: Dude, calm down. Your just mailbox tripping.

by subwayfreshfit September 24, 2010

mailbox pimp

One who pimps mailboxes

That some kinda mailbox pimp right there

by catch life by the balls December 31, 2015

mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.

Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"

by def_brandon November 5, 2020

mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

mailbox slot

When those with a penis urinate at just the right angle to pee between the toilet and the seat, leaving the floor, the toilet, and maybe their pants a bit more yellow.

Honey, I need a roll of paper towels. Hit a bit of a mailbox slot over here.

by Skototropism July 12, 2024

shitting in my mailbox

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020