Mahlans are the sweetest, cutest, funniest most handsome men you will ever meet. They crave attention, but are cautious with who they receive it from. If you were ever to land one in bed, you'd have the trip of your life as he is just perfectly compensated. A downside is that as soon as he is comfortable, and you have signed that license that requires you to stay together for life, he toots (not farts) relentlessly, and thinks it is as funny a five year old would.
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