suck my left butt- cheek

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"

John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!

by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007

Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

69 my butt

Cliftons favorite pleasure

Aye 69 my butt niqqa

by Bidgskaievejsn January 26, 2020

touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025