minger

One whose ugliness is ,they hope, in inverse proportion to their personality. If only they knew...

Keep that minger away from me!!

by alkie chris November 25, 2003

Minger

Someone who battles like a fat kid in P.E. Preferable, however, to a MUNTER, who is a hardcore fucked unit.

There are so many mingers here I think I might claw my eyes out with a spatlula.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

minger

In Upstate NY, the word describes someone who could really be any age, but directly relates to they're job. They could be male but are MOST LIKELY female. They have a do-nothing job, but think the world would come to a HALT if they stopped showing up. In fact, the complete opposite is true. AKA: working for the state government. They're overweight. The wear t-shirts and sweatpants to work. Most likely the t-shirt is screen printed with a Wolf Baying at the moon or something similar. These people constantly complain about their husband's. Saying he does nothing is and/or useless. Chances are he's the hardest working motherfucker on the PLANET. Mingers also talk about recipes of the MOST disgusting food. aka: Tuna noodle casserole or favorite frozen fish sticks. These people can EASILY be found in Wal-Mart, K-Mart or any other marts searching for deals on the most useless junk that no one needs. OH, they also only make one facial expression, it's like they're constantly staring into the sun, and most times their tongues are just barely sticking out. Most importantly they COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Minger: Every person that sucks at life, that you CANNOT avoid.

by DannyboyUpstate December 24, 2008

minger

A female with any undesirable quality, whether it be physical or emotional. All women who fall into this category have this title attached to themselves until they prove otherwise.

Hey Dougie, that Ipswich minger was at least a six pack. I can't believe you went their.

by Matty Bowen May 18, 2008

Minger

A midget ginger. It is often characterized by pale skin, freckles, midgetry and red hair. They are often highly annoying and sometimes might try to jump you for your "dope". If one attempts to do this make sure you send him away with mingers favorite food, carrots. Mingers often provide the lolz for many jokes. Such as "Why did the minger cross the road? FAGGOT!". As you can tell mingers have a low sense of humor and their most often used word is FAGGOT! Mingers are meant to be avoided.

"Hey look at that hilarious minger over there! He looks so funny in his little outfit!"

by Jackothewacko February 22, 2008

minger

AAAAAAAGRHRGRHGRHGRHGRHRG... fucken ugly, like, very ugly, ugly as in, UGLY as in gross, horrible, disgusting, fat, with bad breath, yellow teeth, dirty hair, and all that ew shit...

What a fucking minga!!!!!weiohfohew

by sonjey April 21, 2004

minger

slang: a person who types his/her songs' names in English and tells his/her friends that it's in Latin

William the minger types his song names in Latin.

by bowling5556 July 27, 2012