Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.

Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.

by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021

Micropenis

A penis so small you would need the Hubble space telescope in order to see the penis.

Hey, sweetie... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have a micropenis. 😭

by j3tblaqk July 8, 2025

Micropenis

A person with a small penis

Levi magneson has a Micropenis

by Bryce’s I-watch March 30, 2024

Micropenis

Something you have

“Omg look at that guys micropenis! It’s so small!”

by n52isfastforme January 10, 2026