You don't want to be in the same country as this man. He has a 16-sense. If you're 16, and within 1000km of him, he will find you. He will take your virginity.
This name is a pseudonym; when his real name is spoken, he materializes behind you.
This name is a pseudonym; when his real name is spoken, he materializes behind you.
by Lomas Tid March 22, 2024
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Get the Alta Loma Ms SSF mug.When a bitch is getting spit-roasted by 2 bald dudes and they pull out and she squirts on their bald heads, making them even shinier
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Get the Dirty Loma mug.Where a girl is getting fucked from both ends (a man in the back, a man fucking her mouth) and the man at the front moves to the back and both men put their heads infront of her vagina, when the first man pulls out, she squirts all on the top of their heads, making them shiny and mirror-like.
Man- Hey babe! Me and my friend were wondering if you wanted to do a Dirty Loma tonight?
Woman- Maybe tomorrow babe, we did one the other day.
Woman- Maybe tomorrow babe, we did one the other day.
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