Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

layce

An amazing person who is always there for her friends. Loves everyone no matter there state, and loves to give to the people she care about. Beautiful, funny , intelligent, creative, and loveable

Layce is the best friend that I have ever had

by Ratrodgal July 27, 2016

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008

lacie

a really hot, really sweet girl who girls wanna be and guys wanna get with.

"I wish I could BE Lacie."

by lacieslezlover October 11, 2007

Lacie

An all around amazing girl. Faithfull, loving, and amazing. Is a beast in the sheets and on the streets. Runs her hood.

"Lacie is an amazing girl and I love her."

by Killapat December 31, 2009

laycie

The best girl you will ever meet. Smart and sexy and will top any girl you’ve ever met, also acts innocent but in reality she’s the opposite. You’ll be lucky if you get a text back from a Laycie.

Laycie texted you back? Lucky.

Her names Laycie? Watch out man

by anonymous February 27, 2020

laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003