Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY
guy-is that your friend?!
me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try
guy-dang it
me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.
guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-
me-CORRECT!-
guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*
me- I wasn't finished
guy-oh
me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.
guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-
MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...
*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*
MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*
(five minutes later)
MAN-aaaaand that's it.
me- omg finally
guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*
me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.
MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR
me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u
me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try
guy-dang it
me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.
guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-
me-CORRECT!-
guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*
me- I wasn't finished
guy-oh
me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.
guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-
MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...
*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*
MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*
(five minutes later)
MAN-aaaaand that's it.
me- omg finally
guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*
me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.
MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR
me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u
by bubbles_bc_everything_is_taken August 7, 2025
Get the Laneymug. A parson that loves edamame more than life and will put sriracha on your sandwich without permission.
“God I love edamame”
“Psh not as much ac Laney she LOOOOVES it”
“Hey who put sriracha on my sandwich”
“Oh definitely Laney she would”
“Psh not as much ac Laney she LOOOOVES it”
“Hey who put sriracha on my sandwich”
“Oh definitely Laney she would”
by Bulma September 24, 2021
Get the Laneymug. Laney is a really funny, happy person. She is very passionate about the things she loves, and she loves having people around her. She's always open to new friends, and she's genuinely happy with herself. People love Laney, and they want to be by her side! She may be shy at first, but she's very joyful and honest once you get to know her. People often find her hilarious, and she's a very fun person to be around.
by Smartie_427 September 18, 2022
Get the Laneymug. by LilLillyLil November 23, 2021
Get the Laneymug. Laneys are wonderful and I think everyone should have one in their lives. I think I’m so blessed to have one in my life. They can get pretty wild but are still wonderful role models. They are also drop dead gorgeous. I have never seen a prettier girl in my life. Laneys value their friends and family. I have been friends with a Laney for 12 years. They are amazing and she still surprises me to this day. I think if you have a Laney in your life don’t pass on the opportunity. Get to know them, they are really nice and interesting. I think Laneys are the ideal best friend. Go find you a Laney in your life!
by Ur bestie November 24, 2021
Get the Laneymug. 
Get the Laneymug.