knobber

Noun used to describe someone who acts like an idiot and/or an asshole.
An elaboration on calling someone a "dick" or a "knob".

Also used to suggest they suck a lot of cock.

You are such a fucking knobber.

She's a real knobber, and not in the way you're thinking.

by Starkey November 20, 2007

steak and knobber

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show

Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.

by Robert M Heil March 31, 2008

KroboProductions

An anonymous person who is known for creating many simple yet provocative YouTube Poops. His name is often shortened to "Krobo" and his symbol is a picture of Captain Rescue's face.

"Freddy Ruins Sam's Life," "AAWESAOME MJSDCEIE ODMGAMES," "John Goodman Breaks," and "Ash's Second First Pubic Hair" are the funniest poops made by KroboProductions.

by Dodoria December 11, 2009

Knobby Mug

Someone who is more than just a mug.

James is such a knobby mug

by JamesPorter August 26, 2012

Sly Knobber

Someone who's a little bit handy with the ladies. Especially someone who might have more than one lady on the go at once. Is a bit sly with his knob.

Kalabsra: Is Tal up to his dusty tricks again?
Rob: Yeah, he's a bit of a sly knobber.

by way_with_words April 7, 2010

Knobbard

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

Knobb-Off

Male Masterbation

I had a good knobb-off today!

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010