Keys

This is a word commonly used by TikTokers when they really don't like someone. If someone replies to your comment or post with this simply reply "Lock" (Lose odd claims kindly) as it basically punches this right back at them. This word back in 2025 and before used to go by another name though it was changed due to guideline changes.

🔴: I really like Insert anything here

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🔵: Keys

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🔴: Lock (Lose odd claims kindly)

Keys by Rogerbrovo July 10, 2026

keys wanker 

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

keys wanker by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.

Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.

Keys Disease by Stormsy March 25, 2017

keys cow 

Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow

Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too

keys cow by Lance0 September 3, 2021

keys cow 

WARNNG DO NOT TRANSLATE TO FILIPINO

mike: hey jake translate keys cow into filipino
jake: okay
result: susi baka

keys cow by 0949385 August 17, 2021

keys without the e 

A cute thing to tell ur bf/gf

bf: hey babe
gf: yeah
bf: keys without the e
gf: ..

keys without the e by cybermiku September 25, 2021

Keys Member

Anyone who buys into the notion that there are keys to life as Dj Khaled proposes. Major key alert and other reference to keys makes DJ Khaled the most famous keys member amongst others.

Duke: Hey man are you are keys member?
Logan: Hell yeah bro hella keys to life, you don't even know!

Keys Member by @ItsYaBoyDuke August 2, 2016