keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.

Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.

by Stormsy March 25, 2017

keys cow

Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow

Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too

by Lance0 September 3, 2021

keys cow

WARNNG DO NOT TRANSLATE TO FILIPINO

mike: hey jake translate keys cow into filipino
jake: okay
result: susi baka

by 0949385 August 17, 2021

keys without the e

A cute thing to tell ur bf/gf

bf: hey babe
gf: yeah
bf: keys without the e
gf: ..

by cybermiku September 25, 2021

Keys Member

Anyone who buys into the notion that there are keys to life as Dj Khaled proposes. Major key alert and other reference to keys makes DJ Khaled the most famous keys member amongst others.

Duke: Hey man are you are keys member?
Logan: Hell yeah bro hella keys to life, you don't even know!

by @ItsYaBoyDuke August 2, 2016

keys to the benz

1. a way to say you won't take shit from haters.

2. a way to say "let's ride!"

3. a greeting that often confuses people.

1. Nicki: Keys to the benz? Keys to the benz!
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...

2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!

3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?

by NoMSG October 13, 2010