kevin/shelly

1.bestfriends who keep each other from falling they are two people that is rare Like a diamond, so genuineYou can’t find anything else like it. They have a special bond that no one and nothing can break. So you better not try to come between them. Although they have only known each other for three yearsIt feels like a lifetime they will be there to wipe away each others' tearsThey will fight their fears together they will help each other when things get tough
when things get hard and rough they have told each other their deepest secrets Kevin/Shelly are each others friend in life and friend in deathThey have a bond so strong proven with every breath I must say i know they cherish each other.Kevin/Shelly will be each others' best friend and that’s the way it will always be always there for each other beginning to end That’s how I describe them.. the perfect friend and more for each other. I know they will be here for each other because true friends are for eternity.(continued)

kevin/shelly combination; best friends

by "fan club" February 4, 2010

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche

A man with a chode and one testicle that only fucks elephants

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche tried to hit tori from the back while she was asleep, but he couldn’t get past the cheeks.

by Nut sucker 69 December 20, 2022

Kevin Spacey Defence

An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.

Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence

by OctagonDinosaur November 3, 2017

The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

Kevin Smith

A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.

'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.

It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.

Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.

I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

kevin stewart

pimple poluted forehead no one likes the guy

hey want to invite kevin stewart to the party no he is super dumb

by fat black baby June 6, 2017

Kevin Sorbo

A hasbeen television actor who now spends his time starring in fundamentalist Christian propaganda movies (like God's Not Dead and Let There Be Light) and spewing anti-Semitic nonsense on various far right wing outlets. He is also known for being borderline illiterate, as he famously once read screen direction as dialogue - causing a hilarious meme to be born.

If you think Mel Gibson is anti-Semitic, you clearly haven't heard of Kevin Sorbo!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021