kern

to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance

Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.

by comtruce August 18, 2016

Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns

Garett laughed so hard he kerned

by Gingercracker June 5, 2023

Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.

Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Kern

Modify the distance between characters or letters in a text document that will be printed.

"please kern the double underscores in the code below" —ACM Digital Library

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Kern

The way people from Colorado say corn. This came about from the way they say Coors as Kurs

Let's have Kern on the kerb for dinner tonight

by Taintremover February 12, 2019