Platty Joobs

Platty joobs - Platinum Jubilee

Except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz, happy platty joobs

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Joob

To poke, jab, or jam something.

Damn bro!!! Did you just joob me in the eye?!!

by thebullis February 24, 2023

joob

slang for kim namjoons voluptuous knockers. sometimes also referred to as "namtiddies"

*namjoon wears skintight shirt*
"oh my god the joobs are out"

by rap monster gay March 26, 2022

Joob

A substance of semen where you ejaculate in a bottle, let it marinate for 2-3 days, and use it for different foods like toast or biscuits.

Hey Kevin, Pass the Joob bottle over here will you? I need to put some tang on this biscuit.

by YungWhiteTiger Boyyyy May 2, 2025

Platty joobs

'Platinum Jubilee', 70 years reign of a monarch or queen.

Person 1: What you doing for the platty joobs?
Person 2: Dressing as Ginger spice and downing a mega pint of Pimms darl

by CFVH. June 1, 2022

Manhattan Joobing

Doing manhattan style while sucking on joobs

He was doing Manhattan joobing

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023

Joob

A verb that means to FaceTime.

Menashe, I’m about to stick a huge pot of tbeet in the oven; I’ll joob in five hours.

by Miraj9 December 30, 2021