jism storm

When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.
Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.
by Dick Examiner October 31, 2017
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jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.
Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.
by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009
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jism monkey

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey
by Mr Jiz February 18, 2005
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Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk
That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.
by Sol Good July 03, 2009
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mason jism line

The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.
Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."
by a non a muss June 23, 2011
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tism jism

That which is sprayed over a keyboard when certain people read fan fiction of Sonic the Hedgehog being fucked by a choo choo train.
Guy 1: Why is this library computer keyboard so sticky!?

Guy 2: Check the search history...

Guy 1: The last thing searched was "Sonic and the Steam Engine IX."

Guy 2: Quick! Wash your hands-- that's tism jism!
by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022
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Kneelow jism

Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head
I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
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