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Jimmy Savile 

1. A TV show host from the 1970s famous for the UK show "Jim'll Fix It" in which children were brought in to have one wish granted by the show's producers.

2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.
1.
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."

2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."
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Jimmy Sweet 

A term to refer to someone who is alone/by themselves at any given time
My my my, look at Jimmy Sweet; sitting there, all alone.

or

What’s up with Brian today, he’s being a bit of a Jimmy Sweet.
Jimmy Sweet by kratz0 August 21, 2021

jimmy steve

Jimmy Steve is a compulsive liar who lies about his identity and tells the girl he loves that he will never ever leave her but always seems to leave. He's a lying piece of scum.
He's such a Jimmy Steve
jimmy steve by Officialc April 17, 2017

Jimmy slap

v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.
Jimmy slap by Tristram S September 10, 2004

The Jimi Strangler 

(Noun) The sexual act in which an individual possessing a penis and rectum engages in any form of activity that results in a pink sock. The pink sock is then pulled anteriorly and utilized as a personal masturbation and lubrication device on one’s own penis.
“Oh man, last I got railed so hard, that I was able to do The Jimi Strangler. Best creampie I have ever given and received at the same time, bro.”

Uncle Jimmy Steamboat 

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Scott 

An amazing male with rugged good looks - dark hair, hypnotic green eyes, and a smile that lights up the universe. Charming, witty, intelligent, refined - yet down-to-earth, Jimmy Scott’s are the type of men with whom every woman wants to be. He is very hard-working, but has a passion for his pastimes – most of which involve extreme speed. Jimmy Scott’s are very friendly and have many acquaintances, but only a few people really know him, and only one knows his true innermost being. He is loyal to a fault, strong, dependable and true; he has weaknesses, but only the one who truly knows him can recognize and exploit them. He is loved more than he will ever know. He is mysterious and open all at the same time – a trait that only Jimmy Scott’s can display. He is the most intimate friend; memories of him will haunt you forever. He is an addiction that you will never shake, but you will never want to be free of him.
Once you've had Jimmy Scott, you can never be happy with another man. He's as addictive as crack.
Jimmy Scott by HoneyRyder March 7, 2011