an annoying little coon that no one likes and is dogshit at fifa. he is the most autistic human to ever live and i hope he gets kinghit
by AyGay IggersNay April 7, 2025
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Jaxson's are really cool!
by LZpotato May 8, 2020
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Ivan- “ Yo Jaxson, you think I could hop in the pocket dimension real quick?”
Jaxson - “ I mean it’s kinda cold in there”
Ivan - “ I can take it”
Jaxson - “ alright, let me take one of my balls out so you can fit”
Jaxson - “ I mean it’s kinda cold in there”
Ivan - “ I can take it”
Jaxson - “ alright, let me take one of my balls out so you can fit”
by anonymous March 5, 2025
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