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Intellectual Masturbation

speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.

John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."

Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
by Harrisburg Dairies December 23, 2011
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inglorious

The complete and utter lack of glory. Ganondorf's feet, Mario's cape, negative....glory.
"NOTHING IN THIS MATCH HAS BEEN GLORIOUS. INGLORIOUS!"
by NOGLORY January 16, 2010
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Ingle Tingle

Christofer Drew Ingle (NeverShoutNever) is addicting. However too much Ingle can make you sick. This disease is called the Ingle Tingle.

Side effects may include:

1. listening to his music for over 4 hours a day
2. singing along very loudly and badly

3. dreaming about him
4. LOVING HIM TO THE POINT YOU WANT TO DIE IF YOU DON'T MEET HIM
person 1: "hey where's kelly? last i knew she was listening to NeverShoutNever"
person 2: "i heard she has the Ingle Tingle"
by oh heyyyy(: September 5, 2011
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intelegence

How retards spell 'intelligence'.

See also: intellegence.
muh intelegence IQ is 35!!!111!!!!111111~
by CaptainObvious032 August 15, 2010
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Ingledorffs

Small spider-monkey creatures that munch on the faces of small children.
Mother: "HOLY SHIT NUGGETS! Little Timmy's face is gone!
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."
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Intel Security

Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.
"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee
by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014
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Intellectual Bullying

A highly intelligent person who uses his/her intellect in a nasty superior manner.
Also.. someone who posts Urban Legends and false newsmyths on line to prey on the gullibility of others.
Intellectual bullying

By posting Urban Legends and false news articles on social media, the intellectual bully gets great pleasure in doing this ad nauseaum.
by xxwakzz May 1, 2016
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