im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament 

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

im gonna shootizzle tonightizzle up izzle in dis hizzle

im goin to shoot up tonight in this place(or house)

im gonna shootizzle tonightizzle up izzle in dis hizzle by clydizzle and RGizzle October 18, 2003

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount 

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

IMUPO 

Stands for "in my unprofessional opinion." Often used in judgmental blog posts by writers who struggle to see just how far from humility they really are. Or by genuinely helpful, honest people.

IMUPO, I consider all men to be heartless bigots.

IMUPO by The Burgundy Louvre May 29, 2013