Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!

by MrJuice November 20, 2019

National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

by tinylol April 11, 2019

Dry hump day

If u see a person may 2nd
Dry hump

Damn u just dry hump day that nigga

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019

National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything

Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day

by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019

Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.

Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY

by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020

Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018