Horizontal Shuffle

Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.

Horizontal Shuffle by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012

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horizontal folk dancing

A slang term for having sex.

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"

horizontal folk dancing by Orbter January 27, 2005

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Horizontal Rain Dance

The act of having sex with a Native American man.

Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?

Horizontal Rain Dance by The Great V October 8, 2008

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horizontal hide-and-seek

Imagine it. You are playing hide-and-seek lying down, horizontally. What is hiding and what is peeking? Something's hiding somewhere then peeking out (or peeking in). Go try it out and you'll figure it out.

I'll teach you some advanced techniques in horizontal hide-and-seek.

horizontal hide-and-seek by John Nasher December 29, 2006