Hibernation

Drinking so much that you wake in another era

Bro Jesus handed me some wine and the shit put me in fucking hibernation mode

by Ylosabes December 14, 2016

Hibernate

A friendly word used to signify when one gets beat, most commonly in a game.

Guy A: "How many points did you get?"
Guy B: "15!"
Guy A: "I only got 3!"
Guy C: "Man, you just got HIBERNATED!"

or

**Guy A walks by**
**Guy B extends hand**
Guy B: "Gimme five!"
**Guy A keeps on walking**
Guy C: "Man...total hibernation, right there."

or

Guy A: "It's Friday."
Guy B: "No, it's Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday."
Guy B: "Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday!"
**Guy C walks up**
Guy C: "Hey, it's Saturday."
Guy D: "Dude, you just got hi-ber-NATED!"

or

Guy A: "You up to a game of Marbles?"
Guy B: "Ha ha, you know I'm going to hibernate you, right?"

by Aardvark August 9, 2004

hibernate

The act of homosexual men, specifically bears, staying in bed with one another for an extended period of time.

Bruce and Dave are hibernating this weekend. How romantic. We should send them some merlot for a warm wine enema and some knitting needles so they can weave their shed back hair into a sweater.

by hy-burh-nat June 17, 2003

Hibernation

When someone keeps a significant other throughout the winter only to dump them once spring arrives to be single for the summer months, they are said to be in hibernation.

Usually occurs when a guy dislikes the weather conditions in winter and refuses to go to the bar to look for girls.

Jay: So my winter girlfriend has been really bitchy lately, I may have to dump her earlier than usual.

Neal: You're winter girlfriend? You're just going to drop her once its over?

Jay: Yeah man, I'm in hibernation. Its too shitty to go out to the bar every night in this snow.

by Jegster July 14, 2010

hibernation

When a man approaches a sleeping woman, and places his penis in her open mouth, subsequently falling asleep on top of her face.

Last night, after Judy fell asleep, I couldnt resist committing the hibernation. I packed that baby in for the winter months to come.

by Ralen April 10, 2005

the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.

Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

by justin capps February 29, 2004

Hibernation bod

when a summer athlete comes to fall and becomes lazy, loses muscle definition, and starts to train less.

Man, Kyle, you gotta start training more, you're starting to get a hibernation bod.

by candeee December 13, 2010