Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.
Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.
by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010
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Among Us Happy Meal

among us happy meal......
from mcdonalds......................

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We ordered the AMONG US HAPPY MEAL at.... 3 am...............
by Your mom has no balls July 12, 2022
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An image of a happy meal in a backseat of a car. Some people see it as a picture of people flying into the air.
Person 1: Yo, look at this picture of a happy meal in the backseat of a car.
Person 2: What do you mean? It's just some scary image of people flying into the air. Do you have bad eyesight or something? Do you want me to take you to the eye doctor?
by shabalo October 31, 2021
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Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
by Fishyghost January 18, 2008
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west virginia happy meal

When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.
We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.
by Lucky Bucky March 31, 2008
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a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.
Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
by Johanusburg October 14, 2011
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Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,

One card short of a full deck
That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
by 007professor007 April 1, 2010
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