most of the time wants to die but will always be a skinny legend. hates emoji but uses them as a joke or when forced. people with this name are never like me because only certain haley can be the skinny ones. also loves nicki minaj.
unskinny local: omg i love cardi b 😂😍🤣🤪
haley: die fast fatty
unskinny local: dont body shame people could kill their selves
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haley: *listening to nicki minaj*
freak: nicki is fake and plastic😂😂🤣
haley: *tells them about nicki and why she is superior to cardi b *walks away 😌✨👩🏼 🦲*
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btw if you don’t want to be fat stream queen or any nicki song (also get clear skin) for faster results block cardi and anyone following her 😌✨🔪
haley: die fast fatty
unskinny local: dont body shame people could kill their selves
____________________
haley: *listening to nicki minaj*
freak: nicki is fake and plastic😂😂🤣
haley: *tells them about nicki and why she is superior to cardi b *walks away 😌✨👩🏼 🦲*
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btw if you don’t want to be fat stream queen or any nicki song (also get clear skin) for faster results block cardi and anyone following her 😌✨🔪
by coolkidthatsaman November 15, 2018
Haley’s Are usually Short. They are intelligent, Adventurous, curious, but they are usually pretty introverted. Most Haley’s struggle with emotions, so they most likely have depression and Anxiety to. They usually have pear shaped bodies, Dark hair, brown eyes, and tanned skin, They are very creative and have an eye for art and Photography. They are also very Emotional and compassionate...If you get a Haley, you better keep Her!
by JustAStrangertoyou July 03, 2018
Haley is a beautiful girl with a big heart and ass she will take you man in a heart beat, but come for hers and your dead meat. Stay out of Haley's way she's gorgeous but strong asf on the inside and out. Haley will wake up everyday with a smile on the outside and make your day wonderful while on the inside she is in pain. Haley is perfect for a bestfriend. She will always be there for you because she knows exactly what it's like to be in pain. Haley is beutiful and cares greatly for her friends, her friends are like her children don't fuck with them. Haley's blonde hair and green blue eyes defines how fast she can make and break your heart.
by Roseylina October 08, 2019
Haley's dont take shit from anyone. Usually a tomboy. Likes "bad boys" if she likes you you'll know and if she dosent like you you'll also know. If you have a Haley in you're life you should be very proud. Haley's will have you're back at anytime no matter what. Usually fall for someone easily. If you have a Haley never let her go❤
by yourlocalalien July 24, 2019
Haley is a wonderful well rounded person. She's a psychotic explosion of happiness and depression with looks that blow u away. She's one of the most beautiful, cute, and sexiest people you will ever meet. She's so random but yet always knows what to say she inconsistent but reliable she's smart and longs for connections that she will never let go. Haley is a wonderful friend and an even better girlfriend who you can talk to for hours about anything. If u ever find and befriend a Haley never let her go because she won't either. Haley is just so close from perfect It's impossible to tell if she isn't. I love Haley 😍
by Bmhumphrey1 March 08, 2017
A totally freeaaking awesome chick who has the ability to kick peoples' asses, but won't do it unless you try to kick hers. She is the inventor of the usage of the word awesomeness in the Las Vegas area, mostly because she IS awesomeness!
Haley is also capable of finding anything on the internet within 10 minutes, becoming an expert at what she finds, and then teaching you what she just learned in a way that makes sense.
Haley has more common sense than the average human being, and is actually capable of using said common sense... something that makes her seem unhuman (but she's totally humane!)
Haley likes pie, but she doesn't randomly say it. Her random phrase is "I Lost The Game" because she is an avid player of the game!
Haley is on twitter (@leeSmilezz), weebly (leesmilezz is the bit before weebly in the URL) and youtube (iAmAwesome123)
If you know Haley, then totally treat her right, because she would make one fiiiiine girlfriend! She's bi, so girls, you aren't kept out of that bit! She's single, and while she isn't a supermodel, she can tell you why supermodels are suckish girlfriends anyway.
Haley is also capable of finding anything on the internet within 10 minutes, becoming an expert at what she finds, and then teaching you what she just learned in a way that makes sense.
Haley has more common sense than the average human being, and is actually capable of using said common sense... something that makes her seem unhuman (but she's totally humane!)
Haley likes pie, but she doesn't randomly say it. Her random phrase is "I Lost The Game" because she is an avid player of the game!
Haley is on twitter (@leeSmilezz), weebly (leesmilezz is the bit before weebly in the URL) and youtube (iAmAwesome123)
If you know Haley, then totally treat her right, because she would make one fiiiiine girlfriend! She's bi, so girls, you aren't kept out of that bit! She's single, and while she isn't a supermodel, she can tell you why supermodels are suckish girlfriends anyway.
Example 1:
Random Person: Daaaamn isn't that Haley girl fiiiine?
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: She's ugly as hell!
Random Person: I'm talking about her personality, you superficial stupidiot!
Example 2:
Stupid Person: Hey, Joseph, ask that girl out and then tell her it was a joke!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: Should be fun! She's ugly!
Semi-intelligent person: You guys don't know her. She's in a couple of my classes, and she's smarter than both of you combined!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: I don't care. I'm an asshole so I am going to pretend I like her.
Semi-intelligent person: Well, gimme my cigarettes back!
(I did say he was a semi-intelligent person... :D )
Random Person: Daaaamn isn't that Haley girl fiiiine?
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: She's ugly as hell!
Random Person: I'm talking about her personality, you superficial stupidiot!
Example 2:
Stupid Person: Hey, Joseph, ask that girl out and then tell her it was a joke!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: Should be fun! She's ugly!
Semi-intelligent person: You guys don't know her. She's in a couple of my classes, and she's smarter than both of you combined!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: I don't care. I'm an asshole so I am going to pretend I like her.
Semi-intelligent person: Well, gimme my cigarettes back!
(I did say he was a semi-intelligent person... :D )
by A Form Of Life On This Planet. February 20, 2011
a really funny hunny that a lot of people love. she loves chuncky monkey ULTERIOR MOTIVE ummm and she is amazing. i love her.
Haley is kind of like your mother. You get annoyed with her at first but you miss her when shes gone.
by rachel jaja April 19, 2006