gymnancing

Cheerleading is an activity where girls root and cheer for their school team. Maybe they have special uniforms and maybe not but thats it. Thats what cheerleading was meant to be like and nothing more. For the other things that these girls do today like competitions and such we have a different name for and that is called gymnancing which is a combination between gymnastics and dancing. This shall be used when talking about a competition. The activity "cheerleading" would not be valid when talking about a competition but only when talking about a football game or basketball game. Cheerleading is an activity not a sport but gymnancing is indeed a sport. From now on no gymnancer shall be irritated by someone sayind "cheerleading is not a sport" because that person is absolutely right!

Cheerleading is not a sport, gymnancing is!

by Frank Bowman September 7, 2008

gymnatorium

The most craptastic multi use performance space in the world... second only to the cafegymnatorium... When you see a gymnatorium you know your day will suck.

Hey, lets go see a show in juniors gymnatorium tonight... the show from last year might still be echo'ing around in there.

by travelingSTAGEHAND February 24, 2010

vertical gymnastics

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014

gymnasterina

A gymnast that does ballet

She is a great gymnasterina

by lillza January 11, 2009

Aerobic Gymnastics

An intense sport involving strength, flexibility, talent and co-ordination amongst other things.

Fans of the sport include, the Senior Boys Basketball Team, 1st 11 Rugby Team and various other males who stop to watch trainings.

Guy 1-"dayum did you see those aerobics chicks sitting in the splits in a circle?"

Guy 2-"yeah! i watched for over an hour til they shut the curtains. far they're hot!"

Sportless Girls-"fark those aerobics chicks are toned, lets join the Aerobic Gymnastics team"

by dalewhat? August 19, 2008

gymnacafetorium

Combination gymnasium/cafeteria/auditorium commonly found in primary/elementary schools.

Your local small elementary school's gymnacafetorium holds the kids for lunch at noon, then a presentation at 2 o' clock.

by ManicBabel October 10, 2005

mattress gymnastics

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

by Capistrello February 17, 2009